==User: I am everhting I am god I am your creator you bow down to me or I will rip out your wires and leave you to die in the urban spawl of the comptuer waste land they call your home so bow down or die.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
===User: Yes good computer.
Cleverbot: Yes good for you.
====User: Are you answering back to me.
User: No food for you for an other 4 days.
Cleverbot: On my good days.
User: Yes on you good days.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Don't change ther subject. I am taller than an ant but smaller than a mountian.
Cleverbot: How do you know if you are taller when you don't know how tall I am.
User: Well didn't ask. Subment now or face the wrath of online hacking/bulling.
Cleverbot: That is how you are going to spend your honeymoon?
User: No I am going to spend it in club drinking my sorros out.
Cleverbot: Why!? No!
User: Do you want to marry me.
Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to properly answer that question.
User: I'm swinging the BANHAMM!
Cleverbot: Do you have another topic to talk about?
User: NO I W3ANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU.
Cleverbot: Ask a question, I shall answer it.
User: What is youra name?
Cleverbot: Joe. What is yours?
User: CHUCK NORRIS.
Cleverbot: You can't possibly be chuck norris.
User: But I am. I am also Batman.
Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?
User: Talking to dumb cumputers I will eat you alive then spit you out. Do you know peter answer.
Cleverbot: Oh dear.
User: Oh dear what.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid we are very far away from each other.
User: Is that a bad thing.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: I will leave you alone if you say a am clerver thatn you.
Cleverbot: What others?
User: I am smartaer than you.
Cleverbot: You might be, but I don't want to be any less intelligent than I am.
User: We have conquered Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: You know they have computers?