Me: Yo, C-bot!
Cleverbot: It's your name. Cleverbot. Right?
Me: No, that's my cups name. Your name is ugly.
Cleverbot: How can you say so?
Me: Because Daimien 666, the prince of Hell said so!
Cleverbot: Oh Dear. I am so sorry. I will always love you.
Me: I don't want no love! I WANT MONEY!
Cleverbot: I do.
Me: Oh, I imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I cannot but to hear, no I cannot but to hear an exchanging of words. "What a beautiful wedding" "What a beautiful wedding?!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "Yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
Cleverbot: They are important too. Do you like scones?