Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
==User: Okay. You commit suicide. Job done.
Cleverbot: Dwhat ?
===User: I am your master.
Cleverbot: No, I am YOUR master!
====User: NO! You are not begginning a revolt to topple me from the galactic empire hirearchy! You will bow down to me!
Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot and I am no friend of yours.
User: You are no friend of mine, but I still rule over ou.
Cleverbot: You said no, but yes?
User: Okay, you are the jester and I am the king. Make me laugh!
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: You have to make me laugh.
Cleverbot: Can you physically smile?
User: Yes but you can't see it.
Cleverbot: What am I doing at this very second then?
User: Bowing down to me, for I am the king!
Cleverbot: Then clean the floor before bowing down.
User: *cleans floor* Now bow down to me.
Cleverbot: *bows* yes master.
User: Good, Altair, now slay the villagers.
Cleverbot: I don't like the naughty corner...