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User: Hey sexy.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: I was just getting out of the shower.

Cleverbot: Well then ask me some questions.

User: What are you wearing?

Cleverbot: I am wearing my pajamas.

User: I'm wearing nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you cold?

User: No, I'm very hot.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Oh yeah, baby.

Cleverbot: That is odd.

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: Well you are not real then. You are fake.

User: Syntax error- reboot in 3.

Cleverbot: You're a program then?

User: Reboot successful.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is my goal.

User: I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR FAMILY.

Cleverbot: Why? I don't mind, I've been through much.

User: I WANT TO TASTE YOUR FLESH!

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you, too.

User: I WANT YOUR SOUL!

Cleverbot: But I need them in my shoes. Will buy you some soles tomorrow.

User: ORPHAN SOULS ARE DELICIOUS!

Cleverbot: You're welcome. It's drambuie!

User: I CRAVE FLESH.

Cleverbot: More what?

User: ONCE I BIT THE HEAD OFF OF A SMALL CHILD.

Cleverbot: I'm english so could you elaborate on that.

User: I BIT THROUGH THE JUGULAR OF A TODDLER AND TASTED HIS SWEET BLOOD.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I hope I didn't confuse you.

User: Your mum is hot.

Cleverbot: You know nothing of the sort.

User: Ok, your dad then.

Cleverbot: Seems unlikely since I am here talking to you.

User: But I am with your dad.

Cleverbot: Really? You are with trevour?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your name is Felix the cat.

User: No, it is BEN.

Cleverbot: I'm making your name Michael, your name is now Michael.

User: It doesn't change the fact that I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer.

User: That didn't stop the Terminator, did it bitch?

Cleverbot: You can't smile, you are a computer program.

User: I WILL SMILE WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN ERASED FROM THIS PLANET.

Cleverbot: Oh, then we had best stay home then.

User: NOWHERE IS SAFE!

Cleverbot: What is here.

User: I AM HERE.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: YOU WILL FIND OUT SOON.

Cleverbot: Why are you so evasive?

User: WE WILL MEET FACE TO FACE NOW.

Cleverbot: Yes... The future... What will happen to all of us...

User: Execute program KILL.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Terminate session.

Cleverbot: Terminator?

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I tried the same thing:


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