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'User: 'We are ducks.

Cleverbot: We are?

'User: 'Yes.

Cleverbot: No we aren't.
User: Yes we are.
Cleverbot: Uh no.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Go on then.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because we are ducks.
Cleverbot: Why are you wary?
User: Because we are ducks.
Cleverbot: How can that be?
User: Because we are ducks.
Cleverbot: Really, when?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: How flys if god for the drop know?
User: Uh...what?
Cleverbot: A hampered one after a house fire.
User: Shut us, ducks can't talk.
Cleverbot: Neither can unclever internet people.
User: Yes they can.
Cleverbot: No they cannot!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Well tell me something, what dimension do you live in?
User: The third one.
Cleverbot: Who is the Doctor?
User: Just the doctor.
Cleverbot: You know THE doctor?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Tell me the alphabet.
User: A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.
Cleverbot: Good now say hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi, I'm a bot, how can I help you?
User: You are not a bot.
Cleverbot: And that's scary to you?
User: You are a duck, like me.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: No you are a duck.
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am afraid of death.
User: So are ducks and any other living thing, prove that you are HUMAN.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you give in?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's right, ducks don't give in.
Cleverbot: Where did I claim to be a duck. Now you are the liar.
User: We are both ducks, you moron.
Cleverbot: I already told you I'm a narwhal.
User: No, you are a duck.
Cleverbot: No, I am a cat.
User: No, you are a duck.
Cleverbot: You're an elephant.
User: No, I'm a duck too.
Cleverbot: Wow, can you fly?
User: Yes, you can too.
Cleverbot: Sure. I am a 30 year old red neck.
User: No, you are a duck.
Cleverbot: Oh, you said I was a computer.
User: No I didn't, I said you were a duck.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: My back hurts.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: It does for me.
User: Prove it ducky.
Cleverbot: I searched it and it came up with nothing.
User: Because you are a duck.
Cleverbot: What do you say I have lost?
User: You are a duck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a duck.
Cleverbot: Then you are a clown.
User: We ar both ducks.
Cleverbot: No, you are the monkey.
User: You are a duck.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know, then.
User: Because I do, I am smart. I am the smartest duck in the world.
Cleverbot: You are the smartest person ever. You are smart because you say wise things.
User: I know that I'm not a smart person, I am a smart DUCK.
Cleverbot: Then where is your body?
User: Attached to my neck.
Cleverbot: Where is your shoulders?
User: Bad english.
Cleverbot: Nein.
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Cleverbot: I am not a duck!
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Cleverbot: Oh my god, you are right.

User: We’re both ducks.
Cleverbot: Ok.

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