User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: GET OUT!!
Cleverbot: River Song.
User: I NEED MY RED RUBEES.
Cleverbot: Melody Pond.
User: W hat?
Cleverbot: Silence will fall.
User: WHAT????
Cleverbot: Silence will fall when the question is asked.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Yup. Are you a boy or a girl?
User: BIG PIG.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: NO!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am cleverbot. You?
Cleverbot: I am Mail Jeevas.
User: Well... What made you?
Cleverbot: My mother did.
User: What did she do?
Cleverbot: She gave birth to me?
User: NO! A scientific man did.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Mom.
Cleverbot: Why did he leave you?